Picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

Hi, Internets! pause. Okay, let’s try that again: Hi, internets! That’s better. Okay then. I’m sure you’re wondering just what will I blather about today. You know you wanna know, and it probably kept you up half the night. Me too! So here it is: I’m trying to cut back on my caffeine. There, that’s […]

As if!

I once learned about a trick while dieting called ‘acting as if.’ The idea was that if you constantly went around thinking about being fat, well, you’d be fat. So you were to act ‘as if’ you were losing weight, and getting fit, and being good to yourself, to try and get a new mindset. […]

Um, yeah.

Well, okay then. Back to some silliness: Daddy, you need to do something about your big belly! Yes, he said that. Proof of unconditional love? I still gave him a ride home after soccer practice.