Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked

16) Huge grill marks on your ass. 15) Stay in the local burn ward now part of the family cookout tradition. 14) Your secret weekend “get away” is actually a web site. 13) Image of Grandpa in his Speedo is indelibly burned into your memory. 12) Your improbable kebob skewer mishap headlines local paper. 11) […]

My kids go nuts for this

Woke up this morning, got out of my bed The birdies were singing outside There was breakfast on the table and a cold glass of milk I had a warm fuzzy feeling inside I can’t wait to go to school and I love myself I’m the captain of the football team! My alarm goes off […]

Grrl Power

It’s in all the previews so it’s not really a spoiler: “Girl power! Honestly, I loved every single second on that punch,” Watson boasted. “I told our director Alfonso Cuaron that I’d do that scene every single day for a week. Unfortunately, we got it in a couple of takes. But it was so cool!” […]