Yeah, it’s like that in the Real World

Random lyrics: You’ve always had my deep respect, I mean that most sincerely The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think Oh, by the way – which ones Pink? I wish Clear Channel would get a clue and realize that Floyd has more than three songs in their catalog. Some are quite […]

Flying a plane is like riding a bicycle…

…it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. “President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn’t this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.” —Jay Leno”President Bush […]

Ten Things I Hate About Star Trek

From Happy Fun Pundit: Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They’re dead silent. If those doors went “wheet!” every time a person walked through them, about once […]