Category: Entertainment

I resemble that…

Concluding his examination, the doctor asked, “You’re in pretty good shape for a man your age. How’s your sex life?” The old man answered, “I have sex almost every night.” The doctor looked surprised. “What? I don’t believe it.” “It’s true,” said the old man. “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…”

Going it alone

My wife has zero interest in this movie, and I really can’t blame her. But I’m wanting to see it on the silver screen, so maybe I’ll go one night this week after everyone goes to sleep. If anybody wants to go with me, say the word. I’ll buy the popcorn.