Ladies and gentlemen…

This is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused; this is due to periodic airpockets we encounter. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Farther. Further?

I couldn’t decide which spelling, so I went with them both. Of course, this is a (very brief) review of “Closer.” Um, let’s see. Time jumps around in a funny way, Julia Roberts and Queen Amidala have lots of oral sex but not with each other (meaning, they talk about it, is all, the clothes […]

movie review, plus or minus

I recently watched “Spanglish.” In a nutshell, I thought it was great and worth seeing again. Now for a more detailed breakdown of why: Not every character is perfect + The weather pretty much is – But it’s California, so that’s ok +- It’s hard to tell if Adam Sandler is acting or just “like […]