Let’s see, for anybody trying to keep track of this particular (boring) soap opera… Friday night the kids voted to NOT go to gymnastics. So much for date night. We stayed home and griped at each other instead. Saturday morning my wife started cleaning the garage at 6:30. You know, to beat the heat. I […]
Found this in my e-mail this morning. Coincidence? I think not. Eric Idle (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) just turned 62 From an interview in “Men’s Health”: “They say aging is a funny thing. But there’s nothing funny about it at all. You still feel 14, but when you turn on the bathroom light, this ugly […]
King Arthur was in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “Why this is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Just look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the […]