Quickie

A class was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for a college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. The only one who received an A+ wrote the following: “Good God, I’m pregnant, I wonder who the father is.”

Cycling is good for your health

There were two preachers who would meet each other whilst riding to their particular churches. They both enjoyed riding bicycles and talking. Then one day, one of the preachers was walking. “What happened to your bike?” “Can you believe that someone from my own church stole it?!” “NO!” Then an idea struck him, “I have […]

Jay Leno

Ouch: “Members of Congress now say there are videos and dozens of pictures of that West Virginia Private Lynndie England — you know the girl with the leash. I’m not making this up and I feel bad saying it, but there’s video of her having group sex with American soldiers in front of Iraqi prisoners. […]