An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: “Father, I am an 80 year old man, I’m married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and made love all night long.” The […]
There was this young lady who was five feet three inches tall and pleasantly plump. After she had a minor accident, her mother accompanied her to the emergency room. When the triage nurse asked for her height and weight, she blurted out, “Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds.” While the nurse pondered this information, her Mom leaned […]
Everyone else is posting jokes, so I want to, too. Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick.