I know, that’s an Army thing, but it fits in the Air Force, too (which, btw, was created on 09/18/47) An Air Force C-141 was preparing for an early (3:00 AM) departure from Thule, Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander […]
Not one to be left out, here’s a recent chat… (parental discretion is advised) Jules: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I’m toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Jules: I’m […]
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference in Dallas announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and beat the hell out of him.