In response to the question, “Which nominee do you think is more qualified to be president?” fifty-one percent said, “John Edwards had me at ‘hello.’” Sorry, but I’ve gotta bring you another Borowitz. Clicky clicky for the real story.
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured over the little guy, reviving him. […]
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kept President Bush on the defensive today, telling a Pittsburgh audience that Mr. Bush had allowed the long-dormant volcano Mount St. Helens to erupt on his watch, adding that he would “fix Mount St. Helens once and for all†if elected in November. “When George Bush was elected president, Mount […]