THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative; 2. Preliminary; 3. Proliferation; 4. Cinnamon. THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Specificity; 2. British Constitution; 3. Passive-aggressive disorder. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex; 2. Nope, […]
For Chris, who doesn’t have to worry about this anymore. I love ya, man. Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm named Alvin who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and running, his most important duty. All the other […]
HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing […]