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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! “Do I look Fat” responses: “Not to Stevie Wonder.” “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.” “No […]

Pop Quiz!

Y’all did so well on the survey yesterday (big THANK YOU) that I thought we could have a quiz today. Totally unrelated, of course. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? – read the quiz -> SCOLL DOWN […]