One day a very young polar bear was sitting on an ice drift, watching his father trying to catch fish, when he asked, “Dad, am I a full-blooded polar bear?” His father replied, “Sure son, you’re full blooded.” The young bear asked, “Are you positive that I’m 100% polar bear, Dad?” “Yes, son, I’m sure. […]
Could Cause Users to Become Ho’s, Company Says The makers of the popular drug crack issued a safety warning today, advising crack’s millions of users that habitual use of the stimulant could cause them to become ho’s. A spokesman for Pharmacia Cranque LLP announced the safety warning from its corporate headquarters in Brussels, causing its […]
Since I’m finding it difficult to focus on work, due in no small part to certain e-mails I received at 8:00 freakin’ AM (heh), so I’ll do the next best thing: spread holiday cheer. Here is Dave Barry’s guide to Gift Wrapping for Men: – This is the time of year when we think back […]