CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]
Alternate Title: Why I DO NOT bathe any of my daughters together: Forget about saving water by filling up one bathtub, one time! Not with three girls. Even if they are currently 2, 5 and 7 years old. All the more reason to make them take showers independently! Even my two year old takes a shower, no problem. I […]
Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make […]