Inspired by Jay’s post… John took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked the man. “I want to get weighed,” said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. […]
*sigh* Ben’s back…Oh…umm….hi Ben! How are you?! Have a good trip? yeah? What…what do you mean the place is a mess? No it’s not! I swear! Okay…well..maybe we had one party or two, but I swear that I have no idea where that thong came from! And with Ben’s return comes an end to our […]
I am not suggesting that the following story actually took place while Silly Old Bear was on vacation… but it could have. Ben was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like […]