Category: Funnies

Movie season is about to start!

Yeah, I know, they release movies pretty much constantly, but there’s a metric assload of movies that I want to see, and they are starting soon. Here’s one of them: More? Okay: April Forbidden Kingdom (Jet Li, Jackie Chan). Why? Cuz it’s Jackie Fucking Chan! Don’t need another reason. Except Jet Fucking Li! May Iron […]

Dancin’ by the Nile

My son just said “Who’s Steve Martin?” “A comedian. Been in tons of movies. Writer. TV shows.” “Any movies I’ve seen?” “Cheaper by the Dozen, Father of the Bride.” (Two that I know he’s seen because we watched them together). “Anything else?” me, BRILLIANT – here, watch this! Him: “Mmm, okay. Thanks. I think I’ll […]