Yeah, I know, they release movies pretty much constantly, but there’s a metric assload of movies that I want to see, and they are starting soon.

Here’s one of them:

More?

Okay:

April
Forbidden Kingdom (Jet Li, Jackie Chan). Why? Cuz it’s Jackie Fucking Chan! Don’t need another reason. Except Jet Fucking Li!

May
Iron Man
Speed Racer
Indiana Jones (for old-timers sake)
Narnia, probably.

June
Kung Fu Panda. Probly. It’s Jack Black, it’s kung fu, it’s a cartoon.
Get Smart
Wall-E (for the kids, yaknow)

July
Hancock
Hellboy II (my kids are lobbying HARD for this one)
Dark Knight

August
Tropic Thunder
Blindness
Dragonball?

Later:
Death Race
Bond
Potter
Day the Earth Stood Still

There are others that I’ll just wait for the video (but they would probably be better on the big screen) Guess I better get that job at the movie theater, huh?