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My son just said “Who’s Steve Martin?”
“A comedian. Been in tons of movies. Writer. TV shows.”
“Any movies I’ve seen?”
“Cheaper by the Dozen, Father of the Bride.” (Two that I know he’s seen because we watched them together).
“Anything else?”
me, BRILLIANT - here, watch this!
Him: “Mmm, okay. Thanks. I think I’ll go watch the guys cheating at casinos some more.”
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