Phonetics

I find myself inexplicably tonite without a Firefly disc to watch, or any Netflix action for that matter. So of course I immediately think of y’all, my readers, and realize that you want up to the minute info on my so-called life. So here it is: we bought a phone today. I know, there are […]

We’re here to pump (clap) you up!

Wherein the silly old bear bitches for a minute about the state of gas stations. I remember when I was a young driver, back when mastodons roamed the earth and the Cowboys could still play football, if you ever needed to put air in one of your tires you could just do so while waiting […]

Hungry

I want a burger now. And we don’t even have a Carl’s Jr. here. Dang.