Psssst, come on over here while Ben is in the corner muttering about oil and the government. I mean, yeah, sure; that stuff is important. But there’s little a person can DO about it, while sitting at their desk, pretending to work. But do you know what you CAN do? You can give money to […]
Pssssst! Don’t tell Ben, but I think I found the perfect gift for him for Valentine’s Day. Here it is; what do you think? Only, I got to thinking that it was… I dunno… MISSING something. It just needs… wait… I know! Perfect! Ben? Ben…? Crap. Anyone have any smelling salts?
Hey Ben… let me just apologize in advance. That said…. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!* Thanks. I almost feel better now. *Handy household tip: If you feel the need to obsessively stalk your ex’s blog and bristle any time said ex says anything other than that you can walk on water, it helps not to leave a string of […]