Hey Ben… let me just apologize in advance.

That said….

AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!*

Thanks. I almost feel better now.

*Handy household tip: If you feel the need to obsessively stalk your ex’s blog and bristle any time said ex says anything other than that you can walk on water, it helps not to leave a string of comments proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that you are a delusional freak with temper issues.