My seven year old climbed into bed with me this morning (DH was showering for work), and told me I smelled funny.Â
“Well, sweetie,” I told my daughter, “I have not showered yet this morning.”Â
 ”No, Mommy. You smell like you and Daddy wet the bed last night!”Â
 Me: *blink, blink*Â
My daughter throws back the covers and points to a wet spot in the sheets: “You DID have an accident last night!” She bends over and sniffs at the wetness. “But it doesn’t smell like pee pee.”
Me: *blink, blink*
Then she hops off the bed, tells me to wash the sheets today, and runs off to finish watching The Fox and the Hound.
WHEW! I dodged a bullet there, didn’t I?
6 comments
July 4, 2006 at 6:15 pm
Randi
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
That could be a conversation happening in my house…but I’m glad it happened in yours!
July 4, 2006 at 10:20 pm
Erin-erin-bo-berin
Randi - Glad my near miss is of some comfort to somebody out there.
July 4, 2006 at 11:48 pm
Crazedmomof 4
LOL! I am always very protective of sheets & my bed in the cases when Mommy & Daddy “wet” the bed. But that could have happened in this house too! It sounds like something my kids would say.
July 5, 2006 at 7:19 am
Jenn
Blink, Blink….OMG!
July 5, 2006 at 7:26 am
peek317537
LOL. That is FUNNY. Did you blush?
July 5, 2006 at 9:34 am
Latte Man
:: snicker ::