There Otto be a way

My dear friend Mir is welcoming somebody we (the internet) only know as “Otto” to her home this weekend to, among other things, fix her vapor lock and seal her driveway. *wink wink, nudge nudge, know-what-I-mean?* Anyway, since Otto is a bit of a mystery, I thought it was high time somebody did a little […]

What an ass!

I received this (a variant, actually) by email today: A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep […]

around the House

I’m on the fence on whether I want to see Monster House. On the one hand, it looks kinda fun, and this Spielberg guy usually does a fair job making a movie. On the other hand, watching the preview (which is about all I know about it), it just doesn’t strike me as that great […]