Because my life, she is so exciting

Guess what I did today. Go on, guess. I’ll wait. (waits) Nope! Unless you guessed “bought a battery for the car,” that is. That’s what I did. After soccer, and bratwurst for lunch, and while shopping for grapes, dimatapp, and popcorn salt. Yeah, it was time. This is only the fourth or fifth battery for […]

seconds?

I’ve decided how I want to break into television. I want to be one of those people who get fed at the very end of a cooking show. You know, the gaggle of “friends” that get to ooh and aah when the steak is served, and then go “yum” when dessert is brought out. And […]