No, not ‘Lunatic Fridge’

Lunatic fringe I know you’re out there You’re in hiding And you hold your meetings We can hear you coming We know what you’re after We’re wise to you this time We won’t let you kill the laughter. Sometime I’ll have to tell y’all about why I connect so well to this song. Sometime.

Welcome to my bedroom

Ain’t that just nifty? The voters of Texas overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages. Why? To “save” marriage from, well, gay people, of course! See, gay people go around wrecking families right and left. Happens almost every day. Just ask your co-workers — chances are their family has been somehow threatened by a […]

Some happy news for a change!

For anybody reading my blog that keeps track of these things, finally there’s a disease that is less threatening now than it was last year! Gonorrhea Rates Fall: “The nation’s gonorrhea rate fell to 113.5 cases per 100,000 people last year, the lowest level since the government started tracking cases in 1941, according to the […]