For anybody reading my blog that keeps track of these things, finally there’s a disease that is less threatening now than it was last year!

Gonorrhea Rates Fall: “The nation’s gonorrhea rate fell to 113.5 cases per 100,000 people last year, the lowest level since the government started tracking cases in 1941, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.”

Of course, syphilis is up 81 percent in four years. You win some, you lose some. At least I’m not talking about bird flu today.

However, if people won’t protect their dicks, how do we expect them to contain the flu? Something to keep me up at night, I’m sure.