If it happens on Larry King “live,” it isn’t news.

If Gupta says something how to wash our hands, it isn’t news.

If one of your other hacks (the one for or the one against immigration, whatever) says something, it isn’t news.

If Nancy Grace cries on camera for the umpteenth time about some poor little kid that had something bad happen, it isn’t news.

These are opinions. Almost as real as ‘the Bachelor.’

Quit trying to be (as bad as) Fox. You’re sucking.