an old ditty from four west

With apologies to John Lennon. I have no clue why this has been stuck in my head for, like, a week or more now.

The staff member said, ‘hey, what you doing in bed?’
I said “I’m only tryin’ to get me a piece,”

Christ you know it ain’t easy
you know how hard it can be
the way things are going
they’re gonna room restrict me.