I will not be talking about what a fantastic time I had at Blogher, because I wasn’t there. And I’m sure everyone I know on the internets will be reading the fabulous stories at all the other blogs of folks that were there, as will I, when I get a moment.
So instead? Here’s a little eye candy.
Now, I’m working hard today, so leave me a joke or something in the comments, m’kay?
Tags: Paz-Vega
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I totally thought I saw you there, though.
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Yeah I wasn’t there either.
A joke, um…
What happened to the frog when his car broke down?
He was “toad” away. (Towed, ha!)
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A man walks into his shrinks office wearing ONLY saran wrap.
He says to the shring “Doc, what’s wrong with me?”
Doc replies “Well, I can your nuts”
ha!
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Dude..that was from me…your comments insist on calling me Katie.
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Udge here, as I fill this out I can see that it thinks I’m Pamalamadingdong i.e. it’s keeping the name of the previous commenter (but not e-mail or website). Have you changed your template (or software) recently?
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.Q: What’s brown and looks really good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: Nobody knows. There are some things even a blonde won’t do. -
Ah well, sorry about the missing line spacing.
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Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of the dark…the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard…only another fist.
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer…too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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