Paz-Vega

I will not be talking about what a fantastic time I had at Blogher, because I wasn’t there. And I’m sure everyone I know on the internets will be reading the fabulous stories at all the other blogs of folks that were there, as will I, when I get a moment.

So instead? Here’s a little eye candy.

Now, I’m working hard today, so leave me a joke or something in the comments, m’kay?

Last night, I finally watched “10 items or Less.”

You may or may not know it, but I’m a huge Paz Vega fan. I think she’s pretty coo (understatement)l. So perhaps I’m a little biased when I say that I really liked this movie.

But I also say it’s worth renting for one thing: To hear Morgan Freeman say “blow job.”

(it’s not what you think, but he does say it)

Also? I think I want to marry Morgan Freeman, or at least his character, and I certainly wouldn’t mind spending the day with him (like in the movie). He freakin’ rocks.

Check it out.

(rated R for language, the F-bomb is thrown about like confetti)

And Mr. Freeman, if you’re reading this? Please get in touch. Thanks.

In light of the current weather (described by my ticker as “dreary,”) - it’s 36 degrees with a 20 mph wind - I’m currently hatching plans for making some popcorn, opening a bottle of wine, and watching a movie (we have Da Vinci Code, which I haven’t seen, and also Slither, which my wife won’t watch, so if I want cuddle time I guess we’ll do Tom Hanks. Unless she wants to watch Red Shoes Diaries (the movie) or some wild monkey lovin’ by Paz and friends in Sex and Lucia.

Hmm.

Meanwhile, I may need to find me a weenie warmer.

(and of course, my vote is for Vega)