I know God created woman, but this is risking a lightning bolt

Is it that wrong to glance at my wife’s cleavage while saying grace at dinner?

(okay, maybe it was a really long glance)

3 thoughts on “I know God created woman, but this is risking a lightning bolt

  1. I think it probably depends on your word choice.

    “Heavenly Father we thank you for this beautiful bounty and all its succulence. We thank you for the melons you provide and the huge tracts of land we work with our hands from which we hope to harvest. We thank you for our a/c unit such that we can enjoy our bounty in a cold, cold house on a hot, hot summer day. Let us enjoy ourselves and hopefully there will be seconds as a snack after the children go to bed. Amen.”

    Probably wouldn’t fly.

    Your lightning bolts have now been directed.

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