I was going to tell you that I had the song “What Would Willie Do?” stuck in my head, all. morning. long. (you can ask my wife). Then, another song came on the radio that wiped poor Willie out, and I was going to write about it, but now? I can’t even remember what song it was! Something about wild monkey loving in the kitchen (or hallway) with somebody the singer is hoping to pick up at a bar, provided she sees things his particular way. Or some other touching theme like that.

Anyway, all that’s gone now. Partly because it’s 28 degrees outside (we like to think we’re tough in Texas, but my “tough” is better at dealing with searing heat than bitter cold). Partly because it’s FRIDAY. And partly because this comic made me laugh out loud. And remember, it was written back when Britney and Paris still wore underwear.

I’m hoping for a good weekend of cleaning house and perhaps some holiday shopping. What are y’all doing this weekend?