Depp-con 5

I took the boys to see the new Pirate movie today. Yes, we were three males in a theater full of females. It is something about like what it must have been to attend a David Cassidy concert back in the day. The entire room swooned, several times. In fact? I think I’ve now got […]

I’m back, and pop quiz

Hi y’all! *crickets chirping* um, Hi y’all! Well, okay.  I’m sorry to say I’m back – I think everyone who has written here while I was gone has done a fabulous job.  There was one entry in particular that touched me rather deeply, too – it’s not nice to make grumbly bears all teary-eyed, folks. […]

Senior Jokes

CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]