CNN.com – Pachyderm won’t pace to keep off pounds – May 17, 2006
I mean, look, she’s lonely and people have been badgering her about her weight. She’s lost 1,000 pounds already and they still want her to walk on a treadmill.
Maggie, stand your ground! If you get on that thing, sure they’ll start you with walking, but before long they’ll be making you run before you get any Ben and Jerry’s.
Oh, and I’ve gained a half pound. But I’m not bitter.
Silly Old Bear, I thought I told you not to tell anyone about my weight blog! I really don’t want anyone to know how much I weigh. đŸ˜‰
She’s an ELEPHANT for goodness’ sake! What’s a few hundred pounds either way, huh?