Actual conversation:
me: “What do you want for breakfast?”
him: *sleepy*
me: “Do you want waffles?”
him: “no, cereal.”
me: “Captain Crunch?”
him: “Do we have any Smart Start?”
Two bowls, people. Â Two big bowls.
This place is going to the dogs.
Paz Vega is my secret celebrity girlfriend.
Emma Watson doesn't live here anymore.
Cost of the War in Iraq
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Mostly harmless.
2 comments
May 12, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Genuine
I used to eat Captain until the roof of my mouth was raw!
May 12, 2006 at 11:36 pm
buffi
My kids have been stealing all of the Organic Raisin Bran. What is up with that?!