Unconscious Mutterings, week 651: Scroll :: ancient Mature :: growing older but not up Breakfast? :: the most important meal of the day Wrist :: watch ___ is better ___ :: revenge is better served cold Better half :: knows better Note :: book Worrying :: will kill you Band :: Aid Insipid :: tasteless […]
She wins the internet today, this week, and probably this month: all the pages worth masturbating to in “fifty shades of grey.” Here is but a snippet: page 137 “‘anastasia, i’m going to come in your mouth,’ his breathy tone is warning. ‘if you don’t want me to, stop now.’ he thrusts his hips again, […]
Or “How I learned to stop worrying and love the ambien.” Let’s just push that last one down the page, shall we? Yeah, I have a delete button, but how will I learn from my mistakes if I just make them vanish. Oh, wait, maybe I should…. hmmm. Anyway, Week 525 on Unconscious Mutterings. I […]