I know people all over the internet are covering the Oscar’s so much better than I ever could. We’re talking pictures, statistics, gossip. Sites that will tell you about gowns, and jewelry, and who said what.

I have one question, and it bugged me all last night:

Who is the brilliant person who sat Keanu and Sandra together?

OMG Keanu looked like he was willing to throw up on his shoes if it would get him out of his seat for ten minutes. And they presented some award together? WTF?