hot to handle

I feel like I’m sitting in an oven, but I’m too cheap to turn on the air conditioning. It’s barely MARCH. Anyway. I’m thinking of getting a watch with a chronograph for myself for my birthday. Again, should be cheap. Sadly, I’m easily drawn to shiny things, and if you google anything like “sports watch” […]

My Oscar post

I know people all over the internet are covering the Oscar’s so much better than I ever could. We’re talking pictures, statistics, gossip. Sites that will tell you about gowns, and jewelry, and who said what. I have one question, and it bugged me all last night: Who is the brilliant person who sat Keanu […]

Constantine, revisited

Heh. Yeah, what they said. JoBlo’s movie review of Constantine: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Djimon Hounsou Phew. For a second there, I thought we were gonna get nothing but dogshit, recycled, former TV-show, remake-of-a-remakes starring Ice Cube, some kids and that Dakota Fanning chickie-dee for everything coming out of Hollywood in 2005, but thanks to […]