Our weather people here are a little snarky, too. Dig this forecast:

Not much cold air is behind the front, and it will not bring us any rain. At least highs will be about 10 degrees cooler, taking us from ridiculously warm to just abnormally warm.

The next day? We get a light freeze. Then a couple days later the highs will be back in the mid-70’s.

My wife mowed the lawn yesterday.