Zoot is trying to become number 2 on Google for “amalah stupid dumbass moron.” Who’s number one? Why, Amalah, of course. (Hey, she started it) So I thought I’d try my Google skillz and see if I could get to number 2 FIRST for “amalah stupid dumbass moron”, even though I doubt I’m even in […]
I got a friend he ain’t never had no wife Don’t understand why she’s the joy of my whole life He said explain, and I know it sounds uncouth But it’s a feelin’ in my stomach if you want to know the truth It’s a taste, well I like to call my own It’s a […]
Ah, Food TV. It’s on all the time here. Sometimes in two rooms. There’s something about those food tv hosts, isn’t there? They are never out of something and running to the store to get it. They never have to catch a child to get their butcher knife back. They don’t toss stuff to the […]