I’m at the store last night, with a reasonably short list of things to buy (milk, sour cream, etc.) and I’m looking for baby shampoo.

Now our grocery store has a couple of aisles devoted to personal maintenance, and a huge selection of shampoos. No baby shampoo anywhere, but there is “kid” shampoo. We need the ‘no more tears’ stuff (trust me) so I keep looking.

Next isle over is lotions. And, well, bath stuff. Bubble bath stuff. Still not baby shampoo. And the ‘camera moment?’ There, in the bubble bath section, nestled between Elmo and My Little Pony, is Darth Vader Bubble Bath. Complete with a picture of two Jedi’s trying to de-limb each other with electric swords. Yes, even Hitler enjoys a nice bubble bath to help unwind after a long day.

And then I found the baby shampoo, next to the diapers. Don’t know why I didn’t look there first…