Hey, he’s here!

But, there’s a catch. His work order is to look for a leak, and it says nobody is home. Because, gee, that’s the exact opposite of what unhelpful person #12 told me two hours ago! And he isn’t allowed to turn it back on unless he has clearance (clarence) from the Office!

Luckily unhelpful person #13 returned my call just a minute ago, and she confirmed that he was sent to look for a leak! Isn’t that great?

And you thought my last post was a joke? He is kinda cute. We’re gonna get our gas back on, one way or another…

Update: All done. I’m heading back to work now, safe in knowing that I’ll have a hot shower soon. Unless, you know, the house blows up in the meantime. This whole ordeal just left a bad taste in my mouth.