Yeah, I’m writing a whole lot of nothing today. Sorry bout that.

Not much to write about, really, except that my son has been kicked out of first grade and now gets to go to the alternative school, where he will no doubt learn some new colorful language and perhaps how to rebuild a 9mm in the dark using nothing but a paperclip, and using an old copy of Highlights for Children for reference.

Not that I’m cynical or anything.

After soccer tonite, I’m so getting drunk and watching Lemony Snicket.