Is this what irony is?

So I finally, finally decide to do something that I’ve put off forever. I dial the phone and listen to the “your call is important to us, please just sit your ass down and wait” message for twenty minutes. I call again, and after less than ten minutes they answer. As for an appointment, the […]

The story so far…

Okay, just to try and keep stuff straight (this is as much for me as anyone): Saw “I, Robot” with less child-noise. Still lots of questions. Not like the book, of course, but entertaining and loved the inference that Microsoft was evil. Saw about 40 seconds of “Who’s Your Daddy?” Still can’t stand the sexual […]

check out

I’m like those magazines by the check-out line at the grocery store, just a little trashy nonsense to read while you wait to pay for your milk and eggs and get on with your day. And with that, here’s: INSTANT MESSENGER: ABBREVIATIONS Abbreviation #1: whrthfckuben? Previously long phrase: “Goodness, it’s been a long time since […]