check out

I’m like those magazines by the check-out line at the grocery store, just a little trashy nonsense to read while you wait to pay for your milk and eggs and get on with your day.

And with that, here’s:

INSTANT MESSENGER: ABBREVIATIONS

Abbreviation #1: whrthfckuben?
Previously long phrase: “Goodness, it’s been a long time since we’ve chatted, hasn’t it?”

Abbreviation #2: utypliksht
Previously long phrase: “Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood’s speed-typing course?”

Abbreviation #3: ugoturhdupyrass?
Previously long phrase: “Are you sure about that?”

Abbreviation #4: sowenugtoutofjail?
Previously long phrase: “So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?”

Abbreviation #5: tkurabbrevsandshuvem
Previously long phrase: “Wouldn’t you rather just type the whole phrase out?”

and why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

and how about some acronyms?

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Assicons… like emoticons, only more fun!!

( ! ) a regular ass
( ! ) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
( * ) a sore ass
{ ! } a swishy ass
( o ) an ass that’s been around
( x ) kiss my ass
( X ) leave my ass alone
( zzz ) a tired ass
( E=mc2 ) a smart ass
( $ ) Money coming out of his ass
( ? ) Dumb Ass