Deep thoughts
The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it.
Month: January 2005
Who’s Your Daddy, Take II
One day a very young polar bear was sitting on an ice drift, watching his father trying to catch fish, when he asked, “Dad, am I a full-blooded polar bear?” His father replied, “Sure son, you’re full blooded.” The young bear asked, “Are you positive that I’m 100% polar bear, Dad?” “Yes, son, I’m sure. […]
Cheese to go with that whine?
It is 47 degrees outside, with a 15 mph north wind, and rain. Yesterday it was nearly 80. This morning when I left for work, it was 70. Two hours ago it was 70. Wah! Bring back our normal winter, and now, dammit! Update: and the sitter just called, the baby’s running a fever now…