DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty — and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!

GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer…

(PS: Zoot can’t read my blog from work, due to firewall issues, and I e-mailed her that I wrote an entry “kinda” about her, which of course it isn’t except by name, so click on the link a couple of times just to make her head spin, m’kay? This is how I thank her for a wonderful Christmas card and stickers for both of my boys…)