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Kids these days

So the other day we’re in the car.

Daughter: “Where are the groceries?”

Me: “They’re in the trunk.”

Daughter: “What is trunk?”

Me: “mm.. in the way back.”

My kids have no memory of a car with a trunk. We’ve had a hatchback or a minivan their entire lives.

And I’m feeling old.

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Pop quiz!

We’re at the store and the cashier decides to have a little fun with the boys. She would hold up things and ask them to name them. This was last weekend:

Cashier: “Okay, how about this?”

Boy 1: “An orange.”

Boy 2: “Watermelon!”

Boy 1: “Bread!”

Cashier: “Close, it’s a cantaloupe.” (holds up something else) “Now, what’s this?”

Boy 1 and 2, simultaneously and loud: “WINE!

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