I hope it’s lack of sleep, or the pain in my side leftover from last nights’ soccer game, but I’m totally a mess today. Tears are running down my cheeks as I type this (and how many guys do you know that will admit to that, much less in writing?) It doesn’t help that I’ve […]
Why is it that Jimmy Buffett already has words to describe just about everything? I guess it all blew up in Missoula There just was no other way After months of goin’ crazy, there was nothin’ left to say But when the dust had finally settled And the air had quickly cleared Whoa, things were […]
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference in Dallas announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and beat the hell out of him.