Have you ever known a couple that was all mushy and lovey-dovey and it really just irritates you? That used to be us. A long time ago, in a galaxy not too far away, my phone rang and a good friend of mine said “Are you going to the prom?” I said, er, no, I […]
Not one to be left out, here’s a recent chat… (parental discretion is advised) Jules: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I’m toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Jules: I’m […]
Chick-Fil-A had regular mayo today. Carry on.